Fosseway Hire Closed for Essential Staff Training Saturday November 15th
Nice to see someone at Fosseway Hire has their priorities right.
A message on their website reads;
“Please Note:
Our Shipston and Bourton depots will both be closed on Saturday 15th November for essential staff training (Learning how to make a proper cup of tea).”
Hopefully the staff training will include tips along the lines of; pre-heating the tea pot, adding an extra teabag for the pot, NOT using chipped mugs, removing the teabag before adding the milk, not using a teaspoon with coffee residue on it, using full fat milk (not that weak semi-skimmed rubbish).
An anonymous staff member was reportedly heard saying; – “I’m sick to death of being served tepid, weak as piss tea in a chipped and dirty mug, hopefully, after this training we will be getting proper tea”
Another staff member said – “I like a nice cup of tea – That’s why I drinks it”
Another said – “I shall drink my tea at tea time!” – We have no idea what he generally does at it!
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